Karma Is A Bitch

I hear a lot about the change in demographics and how America is destined to be a majority Hispanic nation by 2050.  I also hear how wonderful people think this is going to be.

2050 marks the end of white privilege.  Finally the nation is ours!  We'll be more tolerant and diverse.  A Democrat paradise.  Nothing but like minded liberals as far as the eye can see.  We'll be so much better without evil whitey oppressing us!

Ignoring the blatant racism in all that, let's focus on the ignorance.  Because if you think America will be great just because whitey is gone, think again.

Ok Hispanics, Latinos, Latinx and whatever else you want to call yourselves.  Let me tell you what you can really expect.  See, you'll be the majority and as the majority, there are certain things that you will face.  Crosses you have to bear as the majority ethnicity.

Affirmative action no longer applies to you.  No special treatment for you.  If anything, you will have to compete with minorities in everything and you will lose out a lot regardless of your qualifications, job performance or tenure with the company.  But it's all in the name of diversity and tolerance so you won't be allowed to say anything.  Equality for everyone except you.

Put away your race cards.  You can't be oppressed if you're the majority.  But you can be accused of Hispanic Privilege and you will be.

All. The. Time.

You are now the only ones who can be racist. Prejudice plus power, remember?  You will be accused of racism a lot.  Get used to it.

You will be made fun of, mocked, insulted.   You will not be allowed to defend yourselves or even to openly admit your feelings are hurt.   That would make you a racist.  It's not ok to be Hispanic and everyone will tell you that over and over again.

If you criticize anyone who isn't Hispanic, you're racist.  If you take pride in your heritage, you're racist.  If you don't feel guilty for being Hispanic you're racist and if you don't bow down and kiss the minorities' collective asses, well, you're racist.

No one will respect you.  You will be hated.

You will also be the only ones capable of being racist, homophobic, xenophobic and sexist.  The definitions of those words will be changed to ensure that.

Forget Halloween.  There is no costume you can wear that will not be considered cultural appropriation.  This will also include how you wear your hair, what jewelry and clothing patterns you may wear, home decor and what holidays you are allowed to participate in.  Don't be disrespectful.  There are no holidays you're allowed to participate in.

Everything you say will be hate speech.  You will be censored.  You will be the victims of hate crimes but the justice system and public opinion will always take your attacker's side because you deserve to be attacked.  They're just fighting back against systemic Hispanic racism.  Social Justice Warriors everywhere will condemn you and make unreasonable demands you will be required to meet.  Laws will be passed to penalize you simply for being the majority.

Traditionally Hispanic characters (even non fictional ones) are now anything but Hispanic.  El Chupacabra is now from Africa.  So is Cesar Chavez.  You're not allowed to disagree.

You'll be accused of brown washing history.  Evidence to the contrary is irrelevant.  All of your accomplishments will be attributed to someone else.  You didn't build America.  Someone else did and you are standing on their backs, profiting from their slave labor.  You're oppressors.

After all, you're the majority.  You have all the power and privilege.  A homeless Hispanic has more privilege than a white billionaire.

Being silent at the plight of your minority neighbors makes you complicit in their oppression.  Hispanic Supremacy will not be tolerated.

You'll get tired of hearing "press 2 for English" and even though you keep telling them that learning Spanish would be in their best interest, you're a racist for thinking that.

There's no police brutality against Hispanics.  That's a myth.  Only minorities are abused by police and only Hispanic officers commit any brutality.  There's no bias against you in the media or in housing or in job hunting or in sports or anything.  No such thing as reverse racism.

No scholarships for you.  You'll be expected to pay more in taxes.  You have more wealth than poor minorities, after all, and those minorities deserve your money whether they work for it or not.  That's called equity.

People will actively call for your genocide.  You're not allowed to disagree with them.  Also, #KillLatinos will regularly trend on Twitter.  You're not allowed to be offended.

There will be clubs you're not allowed to join, movies you're not allowed to see, businesses and entire parts of town you are not allowed to visit.  Take care.  You will face open hostility.  It doesn't matter if you did anything wrong or not.  Someone who looked like you did a really long time ago so you deserve to be punished for it.

You wouldn't be the majority if it wasn't for illegal immigration.  You will constantly be reminded that your ancestors were invaders who had no right to come here.  They'll make derogatory memes featuring Indigenous People and Gene Wilder.  But it's the truth about you.  Now apologize.  We want reparations.

By the way, you will have to worship the ground minorities walk on.  You will have to put them on pedestals, make concessions for them even when it doesn't seem fair to you or it hurts you.  You will have no concessions.  And mind what you say.  You will offend everyone.  Don't speak to minorities or even look at them.  They may feel intimidated and you're a racist.  Minorities always enter the room first, are served first and you are not allowed to disagree with whatever they say or do.  Just do whatever they tell you to or you're a racist.

And the fastest growing segment in the United States is African American.  It's predicted they will outnumber you soon and then it's the end of Hispanic Privilege.

Finally the nation is ours!  We'll be more tolerant and diverse.  A Democrat paradise.  Nothing but like minded liberals as far as the eye can see.  We'll be so much better without evil Hispanics oppressing us!

See?  You've inherited the mantel of being the majority ethnicity just like you've always wanted but it won't be sunshine and rainbows for you.  You will also inherit the jealousy and loathing of your minority neighbors because people don't change.  They will always scapegoat someone more successful for their own shortcomings.  They will always believe they are oppressed.  And they will always assume who ever the majority is is the problem.  No matter how many apologies you give or how well you treat them, they will always hate you because you are the majority.  You have a louder voice, more representation, more wealth.  They want what you have.

You will experience all the bullshit you put whites through for yourselves cuz karma's a bitch.